okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
Aww that’s so-
Oh hey shes getting olde-
How dare you
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
the worst part is you can see where his expression changed in the second to last. he’s sad, and he knows she doesn’t have much time left.